Aunt: They say that whatever you're doing at midnight on New Years you'll be doing all year!
Me: *looks at laptop*
Me: *regrets nothing*
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
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2011- Will u luv me 4eva?
*Later that day 2011 killed herself*
2012- I meant 2 say I luv u 5eva
Reblog dis if u cried
In gym class:
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A quick fact...
ithinkiswallowedsome: The term ‘homosexuality’ wasn’t even coined until 1869 by a physician in London. This means the Bible couldn’t have said anything directly about homosexuality. Hey Westboro Baptist Church, U MAD?!
So I started a 'follow these awesome people...
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Before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my...
pezberrry: A great new year’s eve is when you spend it with the people you love
four—winds: bulletinaweave: foreverabitch: lulz-chan: Westboro Baptist Church member wearing a Glee t-shirt. i heard this girl ships kum
me: I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP
parents: you're taking up sailing now?
me: john and sherlock are gay