me on tumblr: lol omg wtf ur duMB
me irl: that word is supposed to be capitalized that's not how you use a semicolon it's you're not your don't use text speak you illiterate douche canoe
kurtsies: do you ever laugh at the glee fandom and then remember that you’re part of it
monsterhugs: what if people in real life stopped in the middle of their sentences, said “READ MORE” and then started whispering under their breath
GPS: Go straight
Louis Tomlinson: No
santanaberrylopez: klainebowsandquirrelmort: zavocado: santanaberrylopez: chris should make his own show where he kisses attractive people for an hour it can be called chris colfer kissing attractive people can darren have an entire episode Can Darren have an entire season? nO HE can’t omg get oFF MY post 0MG S@T@NB3RRYL0P3N1Z!11! Y W0ULD U $@Y TH@T??
1612th: sleep is kinda like the friends with benefits version of dying because you get all the enjoyment without the commitment
drarrysexual: because of tumblr i have otp’s in shows i don’t even watch
ofabeautifulnight: since this apparently isn’t clear, if I follow you and you follow me we’re automatically friends and please realize that I will talk to you as if I’ve known you my whole life
fallingintothedenouement: fallingintothedenouement: so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale it turns out she bought shampoo now we have 13 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner here’s another fun little tidbit the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
Me at 12: Oh my god, who actually types without any proper grammar like that? >_< They're such preps and losers. I can't believe I'm smarter than someone older than me. D:<
Me now: yo gurl wassup u pretty sugoii today
sheislen started following you Hi welcome to my blog, hopefully you’re not following me because of my URL no matter how awesome it may be. Surprisingly enough I wasn’t already following you, considering my commitment to follow EVERY. SINGLE. KUMMER. Anyway, you totally started following me before I could make a post saying I only have one more follower to 100, curse you. So as...
warbler5everniff replied to your post: klcoffee5ever frgthnmgfbdsvd omg omg it’s not even darren there l0l 1 th1nk 1 kn0w wh0 DARREN i$ l0l!!!!11 H3’$ M11 F@V!! IDK Y D@NI R@VCL1V3 K33P$ C0PY1NG H1M THO :—///
omyperiod: e-pic: plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs #except leonardo dicaprio
Sam in a Canoe
klcoffee5ever: [ AN: so this is the first fanfiction-y thing I have ever posted on tumblrah and I wrote it during detention because my friend requested a Sam in a canoe fic. Last line is a reference to: something shiphassailed said. Please let me know what you think of it and any suggestions! :D] Beneath the cut is lots of jokes about klaine and bland warbler you have been warned Fog surrounded...
catholicnun: reblog if your url is what describes you
ethanpetty: It means I’m very young and it’s hard for you to stand close to me
blobofblib asked: How much longer until you stop imitating a Klainer?
karofskybedroom: i think my favorite part of the klaine fandom is having straight girls tell me what’s better for the lgbt community and queer teens of course i’m sorry, i thought for a moment that as a gay teenager i might have some idea of the issues gay teenagers face and what would be significant and meaningful how ridiculous of me, apologies ew g@y ppl l0l 1 luv k1@in3 th0!!1!...
longlivethekumcanoe replied to your post: tamelameandinane —> klcoffee5ever you are perfect klobviously :——P KLOVE <33
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bennycube: theadoptedbrewster: frodoshoot: if i was famous i’d literally spend all of my time replying to people on twitter and reading fics about me #and writing fic too #because i mean who can write about me having sex better than me I want to make a show…
tamelameandinane —> klcoffee5ever
kummersaurus asked: klcoffee5ever frgthnmgfbdsvd omg
louiswalsh: The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.
When I Tell People That I Read A Lot In My Spare...
idoscienceintheshower: What they think I mean: What I actually mean: