March 2012
Gale: You're on the phone with your baker he's upset
Katniss: oh no
Gale: Goin' off about some cake that he burnt
Gale: 'cause he doesn't know how to hunt like I do
Katniss: Gale stop
Gale: I'm in the woods it's a typical Sunday afternoon
Gale: I'm hunting the kind of squirrels he doesn't like
Gale: He'll never be able to hunt like I do
Gale: CUZ HE BAKES BREAD
Gale: I MAKE SNARES
Gale: HE EATS CUPCAKES
Gale: AND I HUNT BEARS
Katniss: Gale just stop
unfreshing:
i love when the relay for life people go around my school asking for money and they say “help support cancer and donate money” because i’ll give them money and say yes i love cancer i hope to support it forever
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okay starting tomorrow I will not have the internet for a month
and I’d like to make a funny joke about this so this post wouldn’t be useless
but I can’t because losing the internet is not funny
rgnrd:
deadlybearhug:
you can literally photoshop a dick in every one of these pictures
Woah, look, you were right.
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what if in the future yolo became the greeting, like instead of saying hello and shaking hands people just said yolo and made duck face
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what if people tucked their shirts into their pockets
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thest0rmgivingyouhell:
cuatroquesos:
If you...
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curb-stomp-your-enthusiasm replied to your chat: my dad: YOVO my dad: you only vacuum…
hipster dad
http://klcoffee5ever.tumblr.com/tagged/DAD
http://klcoffee5ever.tumblr.com/tagged/my-parents
http://klcoffee5ever.tumblr.com/tagged/parents
my dad doesn’t wear skinny jeans at least
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i think the reason there was no black people in district 12 is because they got lost in the coal mines
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my dad: YOVO
my dad: you only vacuum once!
me:
my dad: no but seriously you should vacuum more
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me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
lindsaylohanthony:
i have this rare skin disease called perfect
Anonymous asked: My brother interns at SiriusXM at...
blecca:
larrystylinsonstolemyovaries:
2girls-1direction:
oh. my. god. oh. my. god. oh. my. god. hyperventilating.
IDC WHAT PEOPLE SAY. LARRY IS FUCKING REAL
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marmardoo asked: Are you accepting applications...
joshishollywood:
Fill this out
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pizzaforpresident:
vondell-swain:
illgiveyoutherideofyourlife:
thats-so-meme:
in the year 2015, teenagers will only communicate on the internet via two-line present-tense image macro memes
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one time my grandma told me ‘there isn’t a problem with lighting up occasionally’ but she wasn’t taking about cigarettes
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wOW I'm thirteen and this is like my 3rd year on...
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jessi-slaughter-is-back-bitches:
thegingerwiththedragontattoo:
“Hey Jesus, how much do you love me?”
“This much!”
“Aw, that’s nice!”
“Jesus are you okay?”
“JESUS NO!”
omg
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I’m better at remembering the names of celebrities I’ve never met than the names of my classmates I see everyday
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Teacher: Would anyone like to pass out papers to the class
Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
Watch1612th:
After getting wisdom teeth removed…
gauze
gaymzee:
please dont make jokes i am a joke and it offends me
seblesse:
seblesse:
screaming like a virgin in the living room at one in the morning is a perfectly normal activity idk what you’re talking about.
i just realized how problematic this sentence is without the song title in italics.
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franfine:
what if you just crab walked away from someone after an argument
Watchhadeonmehader:
omg I still know this by heart I’ve watched it 1000 times
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