kanyewesticle: kanyewesticle: there was someone in sainsbury’s wearing lilac crocs with pink socks today and i followed her round so i could get a picture but she started running so the picture is blurry i saw the same woman in there again today wearing the same arrangement so i now shop at a different sainbury’s
fatherjameshoward: everything i say feat. omg
haveabeard: Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal msamberhazard: msamberhazard: tal9000: transawareness: The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her...
whoremione-ganja: omg someone’s feeling a little
hellms666: sometimes i think i have a crappy blog until i remember there are blogs who correct did-yuo-kno
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
cashcrab: This shitty bird is squawking and pooping all over my house and my party starts in 15 minutes. Why the hell did my friends tell me to buy a Grey Goose
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theclearlydope: How pissed would Leo Dicaprio be if someone played him in bio of his life and won an Oscar?
chekhov: rosa parkour leaping over segregation
methlabrador: jesus descends from the heavens in a blur of yin yang signs and pastel colors “follow me” his voice booms “for more soft grunge” you notice he is nailed to an inverted cross
in cartoons the hippo is always a sassy, black women
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robosexualginger: “i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent ok i cant stop laughing omfg
fonmasterguard: So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
mrcraabs: roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
theyellovvbrickroad: chocolatebearturk: theyellovvbrickroad: my hobbies include creating natural disasters, letting infectious diseases spread and condemning sinners to hell They also include loving you (even the sinners), raising you up when you are low, supporting you in your darkest hours by providing you with a guiding light, and preparing a home for you to stay in for eternity by my...
iphone420: Snorting lines of pollen hey man it’s as natural as marijuana
tupacabra: tupacabra: you guys i lost my virginity!!!11!!!1! nevermind i found it
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wizcoylifa: “No one the corner has swagger like me.” I shout. Too bad I am in a circular room where there are no corners. Everyone has equal amounts of swag.
thorhead: can you imagine ancient egyptian spelling bees though “spell mummified” “eye fish eye eye bird squiggle bird cat circle”
avrillavignechronicles: “i have insomniaaaaaaaaa!” says Avril at 10 PM.
canadumb: have people in horror movies never seen a horror movie
textposter2: if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
sexdrugsandpokemon: agayofgays: genuinelycornflakes: angrybagel: the vatican owns 2 different versions of jesus’s foreskin u think im kidding im not its called the holy prepuce because apparently jesus had 2 foreskins which have to be kept under security how much do you think that’d go for on ebay im gonna do it. im gonna steal jesus’ foreskins.
splinteryourspine: splinteryourspine: I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
moritzsstiefel: my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said “oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?” mom
dumbfuckery: I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
my dad wants me to be a beard for a living
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nova-force: madelinegraceg replied to your post: Plus all cases that have been like zombie stuff… that dude in Miami was on drugs and crazy v bad combination yo He was having a hard time and was trying to put on a happy face but that happy face just happened to not be his own