July 2012
i just googled ‘weird things lil b has done’ and i was not disappointed
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no matter how many butts you want to touch, you should only touch them with permission
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there is download links of just like 20 minutes of celebritys moaning like could you imagine putting that on your ipod and then you have your ipod playing on shuffle at a party and that comes one and everyone just stares at you
chompyface:
do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
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hazibo:
sigh u rly cute
damn
u cute from down here 2
boy look at me i said u cute
can you even see me rn i c u
i’m lookin right at u boy
pls look at me omg i love you
omg u lookin at me!!!
shavingryansprivates:
handcuffs-and-cheese:
shavingryansprivates:
i’m against anon hate and i have the solution! the solution is turn anon off you fuckin idiot! reblog this to spread awareness!
That’s like saying girls not to wear cute skirts because they might get ra- oh, wait..
did you just compare anon hate to rape
everthorne:
judas was creepy as fuck
Anonymous asked: i guess that's life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
iphone420:
daily post about how much i hate the white people in my neighborhood who set off fireworks when its not even dark
rihannas album covers used to be all sweet and nice and pretty and look i use lip gloss and pluck my eyebrows aww look sequins and stuff yay
now they’re all scary and intense and like sex and stuff and smoking and frickin cheetah print cause she’s and animal she will f you up you don’t even know
beyoncebeytwice:
i completely disregard the food pyramid because it was probably built by slaves just like all pyramids and that is offensive
June 2012
1612th:
in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when we drove into the garage my dad was like “ok we’re home” and i said “shut up dad” and he just looked at me for a long time and didn’t say anything...
hey could someone famous plz reblog this i’d like 2 gain followers for ppl making fun of me
2boys1cup:
wow kids these days age 13 smoking weed and having sex? when I was that age i was popping pills, injecting heroin and planning my 10th murder
why is the scottdisdick tumblr password protected
shavingryansprivates:
readmor:
I JUST ATE HALF A BOX OF ICE CREAM SANDWICHES WHO WANTS TO DATE ME
can i just finish the box of ice cream sandwiches instead
chill or hill? ahah both
batreaux:
during a relationship , when is the appropriate time to watermark someone so someone doesn’t steal them?
popcornmassacre:
ugh summer
look at my awful tan line
whenjewishuponastar:
hey nice groceries whered you get them the grocery store
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Anonymous asked: its okay lol i wont judge you im just asking
Anonymous asked: do u like memes?
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gayn:
jehluss:
OHMYGOD
turntechcrackhead:
do you ever sit on your bed and look at the ceiling and think to yourself “jesus fucking christ can i get any gayer than i already am”
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Listen
shavingryansprivates:
what
when was this ever a title
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i’m trying this new diet called ‘only eat when your hungry’ and it’s not going well
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“What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly...”
– Sylvia Plath (via nnick-andopolis)
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youmeatsixual:
one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent
