August 2012
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aliteralprincess:
My favorite olympic events are everything except rap and country
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Anonymous asked: i have a huge crush on you your so pretty! but im a girl...
these olympics commercials are really inspiring me, showing me that the fridge really isn’t so far after all
richwhitelesbian:
its the cool cops. we’re comin in. we got a noise complaint and we dont wanna be left out of the fun. add us on facebook
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well-timedsilence asked: i just stalked through 50 pages of you blog and i think we might be soulmates k thanks bye
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hello? more like HELL NO
if i was spiderman i’d set myself on fire spiders are disgusting
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unicorn-dealing-octopus replied to your post: unicorn-dealing-octopus replied to your photo: i…
YEAH BITCHES, I MADE IT ON TO DOWNBYTHETYRABANKS
we can make tshirts 2nite if u want hahaha ur sittin next 2 me right now but u dont know im typin this
nubosal replied to your post: unicorn-dealing-octopus replied to your photo: i…
Don’t worry I’m 15 and people compliment my butt too
yay!...
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whenever someone chats me on facebook and i dont want to talk to them i just wait for them to go offline and then say that i didnt get their message till now
July 2012
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unicorn-dealing-octopus replied to your photo: i dont know i think i have a pretty good sideview
You’ve got the cutest little Kardashian bum! Okay that totally didn’t sound weird at all… ALSO I RESPONDED ON FB
fagmander replied to your photo: i dont know i think i have a pretty good sideview
hOT
nubosal replied to your photo: i dont know i think i have a pretty good sideview
you do
beatofthe60s:
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lizziemcgayer replied to your post: u r beautiful omg
omg ur the best
thank u i try (2 hard)
foxnewsofficial:
let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms
radicaliborn:
i used to date a guy who was obsessed with memes
he’d be like “make me a sandwich” and i’d be like “we are literally in class you’re an asshole”
he broke up with me through a facebook message saying “sorry *le dumps you*”
my point is don’t date people who are obsessed with memebase
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wvnderbar:
theslowpokewell:
wvnderbar:
i bet sperm is natures diet secret and if you don’t believe me just look at all the skinny gay guys and fat lesbians
what about skinny straight guys?
everybody has their secrets
sleazyjet:
There’s nothing quite like a tattoo of words in a language you don’t speak or understand
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4 all the kummers still following me
i’ll b taking commissions in the styling of my old pieces (reference above) 2 celebrate also hahahaaaa jack our swagg
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rahilugh-deactivated20121106 asked: u r beautiful omg
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p-pabo-its-not-like-i asked: hey guess what I love you
heavycalorieconsumer:
Hey im mitt romney haha *pulls a lever & pig’s blood falls from a huge bucket on to the entire lower class* Dont forget to vote this fall
wizcoylifa:
A bee keeper with terrible amnesia walks out into his backyard. “WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY BEES OUT HERE” he screams in terror.
masturbatingklaine:
At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it said that he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.
olympicvillage:
how do I make the anarchy symbol on my iPod touch?
cybergay:
16+8 is 24 and that sounds crazy like 16+ 8 equaling 24 doesn’t sound very possible but it is its true it really does equal 24
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thedisneytruth:
people over analyse the wrong things in animated movies
i mean i just saw someone claim that it’s weird how pascal got to rapunzel because he’s a tropical animal and doesn’t live where the story happens
so that bothers you
but the fact that rapunzel had 70 foot long glowing hair thanks to a sun flower that literally came from the sun is completely legitimate right
shavingryansprivates:
what if names could only be used on one person and couldn’t be used again until that person died and people had babies just to hoard names and there were people walking around named shit like steve48 or amanda552
biologicalresearch:
a girl walks into a room with flowers on her shirt. you hope she’s not like the last person you saw wearing a shirt like this. you approach her to ask what is her favorite flower and if she knows the scientific name. she can’t answer you. because she’s not a REAL fan of botany.
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dungeons-and-dragqueens replied to your post: recalescent replied to your post:…
We could get friendship married
yes A+ idea and also we didnt have cheese so i made cinnamon sugar toast okay here’s the promised picture
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recalescent replied to your post: dungeons-and-dragqueens replied to your post:…
its easy just activate trap cards
dungeons-and-dragqueens replied to your post: dungeons-and-dragqueens replied to your post:…
The lets play Dungeons and Taking Pictures of Grilled Cheese together
dungeons-and-dragqueens replied to your post: dungeons-and-dragqueens replied to your...
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dungeons-and-dragqueens replied to your post: dungeons-and-dragqueens replied to your post:…
D&D sounds hard… Let’s play Yugioh instead.
i dont know how to play that either i dont know how to do anything except take pictures and make grilled cheeses #confirmed
foxnewsofficial:
let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms
apriki:
why is there even a medal in gymnastics give them all awards for even being able to do that ridiculous shit at all
