August 2012
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unicorn-dealing-octopus replied to your post: my aunt found my cousin growing weed in his closet…
see it’s funny because i have ponify on and weed=oregano so he grew oregano in his closet and then told her it was oregano. good your cousin didn’t lie so proud
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my aunt found my cousin growing weed in his closet and he told her it was oregano
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hankgreens replied to your post: hankgreens replied to your photo: tomorrow is…
i DI’DN EVEN REALIZE I SAID 36 OH MYGHO D I’M laughing so hard also omg you’re great i love yuo already when are we getting married
DI’DN omg why is that so funny 2 me okay but we should get married asap okay also noticed you’re dad had a coexist bumper sticker (not to be creepy~) so okay are dads...
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hankgreens replied to your photo: tomorrow is white day at school i think i’ll just…
IT’S ALSO MY BIRTHDAY WHERE ARE MY 36 GIFTS
HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! IF I SEE YOU TOMORROW I WILL BESTOW UPON YOU THE GIFT OF WORDS (??) (REVISION!! I WILL GIVE YOU A DRAWING OF A CANOE??)
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earthnation:
take a shot every time a teenager says their eyes change color
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youcantcatchmegaythoughts:
during church they asked us what we’d do if we were in the hunger games so i said i would probably stalk everybody like foxface then get paironod and hide somewhere and cry until someone finds me or until i starve to death. i can’t spell parinod and this is all you need to know about me
scalpelsandink:
butlerusk:
fireprincesszuko:
im a complete sucker for blue eyes
they’re just so perfect ugh
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okay why is it that in all these terrible posts about elements no one’s mentioned bromine like really that’s the name of the element like ‘bro your mine. mine bro. bro mine. bromine.’ like if you’re a swaggy dude and u wanna propose just say she’s got 35 protons really
bromine
“Long hair represents femininity and vulnerability and sex. It’s princesses and...”
– Mary Elizabeth Williams, in her Salon piece, ‘Miley Cyrus Haircut Shocker: Short hair isn’t a cry for help’ (via biskit-s)
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a brick flies through your window, and you pick it up, it says ‘u mad?’. you look up in time to see a car full of white teenage boys drive away. those damn memebloggers
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we should cut off government benefits to teach people how to survive by themselves!!haha this is nature!! we’re all animals!! (but not monkeys!!!! haha that’s crazy talk!!)
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hankgreens replied to your post: hey if any of my followers are heading to the DNC,…
i fucking hate you ogm i’m so JEALOUS
you should check out ypress (they’re in the indy star and on npr) that’s who i’m going with
neyruto:
weed spelled backward is dweeb which is what youll be if you take one bite of that marijuana, kid
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hey if any of my followers are heading to the DNC, you should hit me up. i’m going as a reporter, so i won’t have a lot of spare time, but maybe if we’re going to any of the same events we could like awkwardly wave at each or something
andrvw:
wow that song has nothing to do with a candy shop
readmor:
starbucks-conversations:
readmor:
i wonder how many boys hearts i will break this year a lot i hope
WOAH O.O mean our hearts are super fragile :(
Shut up bitch
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there is a girl at school who wears feminist shirts all the time but she also wears chick-fil-a and pro-life shirts i cant tell is it irony??
deerpong:
victro:
deerpong:
sharonosbourne:
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
hey
hey
you
i don’t like your girlfriend
there was supposed to be another you goodbye
grandpasoven:
how can girls take pregnancy tests if girls dont pee???
unclefather:
some of you make me throw up (gang signs)
sexybritishllama:
why does no one ever talk about how disturbing some of the descriptions in pokemon are
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today in gym we played tennis and some girl called another girl racquet instead of ratchet
wizcoylifa:
we cant all be guitar heroes now, can we? (slowly reaches for holstered revolver hand gun)
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once i counted i own about 30 dresses
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it’s like the first time you walk into a movie theater, and you’re the only one there. you could do anything! you could have conversations with the characters, switch seats every 2 minutes. you do none of these things. you sit down, eat your popcorn, and laugh at the funny parts. you leave when the credits start to roll.
(you’ve never stayed till the credits end)
“Then suddenly you’re left all alone
with your body that can’t love you
and...”
– Rainer Maria Rilke (via wespertine)
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apatows answered your question:
downbythetyrabanks was the greatest
bikenesmith answered your question:
yuhtube
supaflymcjones answered your question:
downbythetyrabanks
kimpined answered your question:
downbythetyrabanks
stayflaming answered your question:
downbythetyrabanks
dur3ss answered your question:
downbythetyrabanks
well
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leonelliott:
Frank Ocean - Swim Good
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okay do you like this url or should i go back to downbythetyrabanks??
plz this will only take around 10 seconds not like you’re doing anything else
?
bangs8:
highsch00ls:
5evamore:
when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty
That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.
i can taste the salt in this post… very bitter
sexybritishllama:
kaiyves:
s**ybritishllama:
i met a girl yesterday who said she recognised me from a vegetarian club, but i’d never seen herbivore
Ha.
OH MY GOD DID YOU ACTUALLY CENSOR OUT MY URL
every white girl past 11pm: INSOMNIA :(((((((((((
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“Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else. Just kidding, laugh out...”
– Mark Twain (via charcoal-sky)
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momunofu:
tumblr users are now so advanced that they get tired of jokes before they even exist
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theonstark:
yuhtube:
gabsikle:
yuhtube:
delaware is not actually a state tell me one person you know who lives there
I do……………………
no trust me u dont
I….I live in delaware…..
EXCUSE U
iphone420:
Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up
